Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Fat people

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

N-E Pats never cheated

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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