A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A bar walks into a man

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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