What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A black person in the NHL

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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