Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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