What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Yah? Well your a ********

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

My nipple is bleeding

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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