What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Poop.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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