A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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