-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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I love you very much.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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