- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

The AIDS patient was gay

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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