FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Lacrosse

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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