When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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A man walks into a bar.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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