What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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