Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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girls basketball

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Yah? Well your a ********

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pussy enough said

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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