- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

The AIDS patient was gay

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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