- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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