- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

you dint have to be a jew matt

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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