- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

every cloud has a silver lining

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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