- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

I'm so punny.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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