Religion.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

like most people my age. im 27

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What has two legs? Half a cat

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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