- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Robin, get in the car!

Heskey time.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Dyslexics are teople poo

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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