- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Once upon a time a was born

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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