Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

My mum is called Steve

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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