- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Fat people

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Penis chickens

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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