- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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