What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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