- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what tall and looks like a jew?

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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