- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

N-E Pats never cheated

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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