What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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