- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Knock knock

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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