- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Penis chickens

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

N-E Pats never cheated

Fat people

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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