What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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