Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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www.xnxx.com

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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