a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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silver bullet?

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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