- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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