- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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robin, get in the car.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Rush Limbaugh

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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