What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

knock knock... ...no answer

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

black chicken. kfc

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

cory

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Robin, get in the car!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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