- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Pickle

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Sloths

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Gay republicans

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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