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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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