- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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