- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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