Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

su algato es en fuego

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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