- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

silver bullet?

Jacob Edwards has friends.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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