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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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