Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

You're a big fat monkey.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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