What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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I'm rick james bitch

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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