what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Jesus wept.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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