I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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A black man without problems.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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your mom

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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