Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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