- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

what happens when you wake up inception

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A black man without problems.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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