What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Yah? Well your a ********

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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