- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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