knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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