What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Poop.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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