Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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anti-joke teehee

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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