why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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