Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Yah? Well your a ********

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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