A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Anti Joke

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