how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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9/11

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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hi im paul!

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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