What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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anti-joke teehee

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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