- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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