What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A woman walks into a bar.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

knock knock... ...no answer

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

black chicken. kfc

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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