- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

wanna hear a joke womens rights

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Do the roar!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A woman walks into a bar.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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