A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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The global news

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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