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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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